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Everytime one of those guys or girls cheat its like omg there the first and last to do it

I just had the strangest feeling of déjà vu....

Even in NZ we have to listen to the media prattle on about this. It is non-news, completely unrelated to his proffession (as usual.)



If this was some regular drop kick dude, would anyone give a fuck?



I am also utterly over it (not that I was ever into it.)

And he talks so damn slow in press conferences... Hurry up and spit the shit out Tiger.

To me it's more annoying how the media is obsessed with the private lives of famous people. As if they need to be perfect because of their career.



Of course we only have the rest of society to blame for it in the first place.

operation mind control now in full alert! :)

In the convenience store where i work, i have to tear the dates off unsold newspapers and shove inserts in and such. And his face, is on the cover, of every goddamn one. And i couldn't care less. No one could. We're selling less than usual. lmao.



Sandra Bullock, too. She's on the cover of all the magazines. Which lie! One promised i'd see a photo of what's-his-face dressed as Hitler. And curious, i looked through it. Once, twice, thrice. Nothing. If it isn't that bizarre, i don't care.

It is not just all Tiger, what about Jesse?



Damn you Thoth, I figured this for my last refuge from the Tigar based stories, and blogs.

Chyrs beat me to the Sandra, Jesse "issue".

And it's still in the bloody news over here as well.

If I need to reheat any salmon, I know where I'm going ;]

That's strange. Whenever we reheat the salmon here it doesn't smell like poo. Maybe it's because Birra can actually cook food...

Note individual trash bins, anyone that reheats salmon, is lazy enough to drop the container in a close bin.. then narrow out the potential odur offender.

*peeks in trash*

*holds up empty Lean Cuisine package*



Behold, Watson! I believe I have found an klew!

I only have three words:



Burnt. Microwave. Popcorn



/end rant

mmmm salmon sammitches cooked by rusty old stove is the best!!

Lean Cuisine, salmon?



Please... tell me it ain't so!